Hey, I've finally got to updating, decided to get some of me stuff online and its been nearly a yearish since I uploaded anything. Hope you enjoy

Hey everyone, haven't been on for ages... but I need to get back into the art world and do something as ive hit a wall when it comes to me Art. Ive got exams resits and im shitting my loads.. well anyways heres something to waste time

Seven things which scare you:
1. Martini
2. Fundamentists/Extremeists
3. Chav's breeding Chav's
4. Not improving my art
5. Loosing My right hand, then left, then feet, then mouth so I am unable to draw.... then loosing my torso so I can't do roll-around-in-paint-art
6. Fat peoples overhang's and reverse camel-toes
7. extremely ulgy people

Seven things which you like the most:
1. Socialising
2. Drinking/Partying
3. Drawing/playing computer games
4. Improving my Art
5. Getting Paid to do Art
6. Doing Art for others
7. Getting people drunk

Seven things which are important in your room:
1. The Bed
2. The 4 walls
3. Roof
4. Clothes
5. A floor would be handy
6. Comic book/Books/DVD+video collection
7. Curtains to stop them fecking pervs

Seven things which about you that are random:
1. My ability to drink stupid amounts of stupidly strong (60-80%) Alcohol and being able to live and not get a Hangover (4 pints+6 shots of absinthe and I never vomited or fell over I was impressed getting served twice the legal limit)
2. My Different coloured Eyes that change colour
3. I hate sleeping(even though I do it so much)
4. I got an undieing Hatred towards Martini and other things
5. Waking up next to men/transvestites after partying way to many times
6. I can actually Read
7. I can actually Read my HandWriting

Seven things which you plan to do before you die:
1. To work for Major Computer Gaming company as an Artist
2. Being Happy and Live Comfortible Doing art
3. Get a Vase Knowlegde of random stuff mainly Science
4. Become a Medical Doctor just so I can be Called Doctor John Johnston
5. Name my Child John to piss him/her off
6. Form the Robertion Army and take over the World(only if you got Robert in your name you are allowed to join)
7. To make the world a better place by helping others or making major changes to the world for the better

Seven things which attract you to the opposite sex(this is not in order of importants):
1. That they are the opposite sex
2. All the right organs and parts
3. Curvy(with the curves going the right way not like fat people)
4. Milf's do have their Plus's
5. Being Great in the Sack
6. Having a great personality
7. Good Sense of Humour

Seven things which you say the most:
1. Incoherent Bollocks
2. Incoherent Bollocks
3. Incoherent Bollocks
4. Incoherent Bollocks
5. Incoherent Bollocks
6. Incoherent Bollocks
7. Incoherent Bollocks

Seven celebrities on whom you have crushes(foreign or domestic):
1. Not Fussed
2. any hot female that pops into my mind
3. ^^^
4. ^^^
5. ^^^
6. ^^^
7. ^^^

Seven People whom You want to see take this quiz:
1. don't really care
2. ^^
3. ^^
4. ^^
5. ^^
6. ^^
7. ^^

-----------------DESCRIBE--------------- ---

-- YOUR HERITAGE: Being a complete Idiot, the ability to drink petrol and get away with it, getting infection if blood gets into my absinthe stream.
-- YOUR EYES: blue/yellow/brown/green/hazel.... they change colour, why did I have to be the fucked up winning sperm
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: shotgun fire, explosions and J. Witteneses
-- YOUR FEARS: JW's, Fanatics and Martini


-----------------STATISTICS------------- -----

-- NAME: John Robert Johnston
-- BIRTHDATE: 8th Noverber 1987
-- BIRTHSTONE: Blue Topaz(I think?)
-- ZODIAC: Scorpino
-- PHONE #: stolen
-- CITY: Caldicot
-- STATE: Monmouthshire


-----------------WHAT IS------------------

-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: Morning Glory
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: that they are there
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: projectial vomiting
-- YOUR BEDTIME: why do I have to sleep? it sucks
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: near enough everything, I got shockingly bad memory


-----------------YOU PREFER------------------

-- PEPSI OR COKE: Milk
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Single
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Tea


-----------------DO YOU------------------

-- SMOKE: no
-- CUSS: Fuck yes(cheesey I know, but piss off)
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: Yes or people complain
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): Sorta
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: University
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: I love it – Yeah its good, I generally fuck up something thou
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yes
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: would be Vain to think so
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: ....Hahahhaah
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: I love them
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Playstation2, seXbox


-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------

-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: Yes
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: yes
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: No
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT: no
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: Nope
-- BEEN ON STAGE?: Yes
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: my own yes and others
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: wouldn't mind flipping some over.... not having sex with them, just flipping them over would be amusing
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING?: Who needs a Game
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: ________ Fill in yourself


-----------------THE FUTURE------------------

-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: Whenever
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: Dr. Strangelove style
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: Doctor.... whahaha Bring it on NHS you bitch
--WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: Canada


-----------------OPPOSITE/SAME SEX------------------

-- BEST EYE COLOR: Colour doesn't really play into it, its if they are entrancing
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: depends, as long as its good quality
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: not fused
-- BEST HEIGHT: I prefere shorter I think they looks more cuter.
-- BEST WEIGHT: slim/average really its if they are curvy(curves in the right places, otherwise thats just wrong)
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: On The End of My Cock! Yeahhh Bitch.....
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: When its not a Man im kissing


-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------

-- NUMBER OF BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: 3
-- OF KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: Lost count
-- NUMBER OF PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: more to the point, who can trust me
-- NUMBER OF PIERCINGS: 0
-- NUMBER OF THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: hahahahah

----------------FAVORITES---------------

-- FAV COLOR: Blue/purple
-- DAY/NIGHT: Night
-- SUMMER/WINTER: Winter
-- LACE OR SATIN: Lace
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: Ethan, Caboose
-- FAVE MOVIES: Loads, Clerks, Batman begins, Aliens, Leon


----------------RIGHT NOW------------------

-- WEARING: Come and find out if you really want to know.... you perv
-- DRINKING: Nothing
-- THINKING ABOUT: My sister to get off the phone to ring my girlfriend and sion
-- LISTENING TO: My sisters horrible laughter and chatting


---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------

-- WORN JEANS: nope
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: No
-- DONE LAUNDRY: never done it ever
-- DRIVEN A CAR: No
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: yes


---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------

-- YOURSELF: well who else is going to?
-- YOUR FRIENDS: what you mean by believe? as in believe in they are there? or Believe that they can shuffle 5 packs of cards all together?
-- DESTINY/FATE: Let the coin decide
-- ANGELS: not something I think about really
-- GHOSTS: ditto
-- UFOS: I believe there is other life out there, because of probality
-- GOD: Will do if he believes in me, and if he does, prove it get it in writing slag

------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------

-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: Nah, get a few laughs out of mine anyways
-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: My shadow
-- WHEN HAVE YOU CRIED THE MOST: when i was one of the kids who cried at night like at the age of 6months to 1 year maybe:S
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Don't know, if I did, you wouldn't see me because i would be doing that all the time
-- WORST FEELING?: Morning after Carling Binge Drinking Large bowels, and the farts you produce would of done Hitler Proud


-------------------CURRENT-------------- -----

CURRENT MOOD: Annoyed that my sister hasn't got off the phone.... bint
CURRENT MUSIC: Nothing really, bit of this bit of that
CURRENT TASTE: Nobbley Boppelys
CURRENT HAIR: twatish (in double pony tail, not moppy wanker look)
CURRENT ANNOYANCE: Youngest sister
CURRENT SMELL: sweat from the blasted heat
CURRENT THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: Ring Tasha and Sion because Binting Sister is on there
CURRENT WINDOWS OPEN: My bedroom one? who made up such a pointless question? And Fuck-A-Doo-a-Do
CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE: don't care
CURRENT BOOK: Neil Gaiman's American Gods
CURRENT JOB: Unemployed


--------------DO I/HAVE I EVER----------------

HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK: No
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: Yes
STILL LOVE HIM/HER: Not really
READ THE NEWSPAPER?: nah
BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: Yes, your a Fucking twat if you don't think that... cheating scum
CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS?: Generally, if I like you yes... if not Ill make sure you know
CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: Sometimes
HAVE A FAVORITE SWEET?: hmm yeah, but can't remember it
DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: im alrightish
LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: I like it, no one else can read it
CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: Not to the extent to go out of my way to change myself


---------------LOVE AND STUFF----------------

GAY? STRAIGHT? BI? NULL?: Viod
FIRST CRUSH: can't remember
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: Nah, pretty shallow if so

..............ARE YOU A..................
WUSS: Nah, but I have my moments
DRUGGY: Nope, but I drink alot worse
DAYDREAMER: Yeah, generally towards porn
BRAT: Twat yes but Brat no
SARCASTIC: Alot
SHY: No
TALKATIVE: Too talkative
ADVENTUROUS: With stupid things, yes.
JOKER: Nearly Always

ANd thats that, And I finally got the phone! Thank Christ!

well I hope that drew your attention, because Indeed I am the attention seeking whore that I am. Anyways, Im in a really "Arty Fag" mood as Quackers put it(I would do the avatar thingy but I have no idea how to do that), but sadly I have to revise Bolloxolgy aka Biology. Ahh well, I need ideas for drawing so I am doing requests if anyone wants anything done for them, and the accounts it going to be in biro is 127.8345257% chance it will.(I did the figures myself) Or I might try and do them in watercolour, if I can steal some out of art from me teacher. well I best be off and hope you lovely people suffer a horrible.... stomach cramp! Fear is the Stomach Cramp!

Have Fun

Well ive got a bit of problem with my deviant art account.... and as you can tell, I got no art on it besides 2 shite scapes of eyes. But anyways, Ill hopefully get some art up by the end of the easter holidays at least 1, but nothing to count on. I've been drawing surrealism lately besides my general gore stuff.
If Ro and Co says to stick up my work in my art books, I want to start a fresh and not to lil sketchs but to do completed pieces of art(any of you people who wish to call it art anyways) as ive never ever done a finished painting or drawing. Doing a bit of a Michealano lol, but ahh well I just want to for my shake. Also the pictures ill post will be shit quality cause haven't got an A3 scanner so will be photographing them sadly.... plus also its shite quality art anyways but not the point. Ill be hard at work hopefully over these holidays so ill get some art up and sort out this account.

Have Fun from the Pikey/Boomstick Blitz/John-boy/Bottle of Gillette with Fur.